I've decided that I only have enough money to either eat or drink over the next month. I'm sure you know what choice I've made.
I just found your credit card inside the bag of chips
she sang that "this little piggy song" to my balls. and somehow made it work, with me only having two balls instead of five.
New channing tatum movie.
I'll bring my vibrator.
All I kmoe is rheres a coffee pot full pf vodka in my purse
I've decided I want to blow you wearing a santa hat.
Aren't rabbit ears more seasonally appropriate?
I generally just try to vote by which candidate I think has the bigger dick. Sorry Romney.
I think I'm going to go into my next therapy session with hot client with my fly down and when he tells me about it I'm going to say "how did that happen?!" and then porn music will start to play.
your fridge is broken, your sock drawer is full of snow, and you flipped off the whole stadium on the big screen. I'd say it went well.
Hows cali? I thought of you as I shaved 1/4 of my legs last night.
The gas station was closed so we found old PBR and played Edward Nalgene Hands instead
I didn't know where you were for like 15 minutes and then I went in the bathroom splashing water on the mirror and throwing hand towels around saying that you were "redecorating"
He said he wanted to lick the breadcrumbs off my chest
Freshly fucked must agree with my hair cause I've gotten compliments on it this afternoon
roommates are droppin acid, i really should stop them from staring directly at the light bulb, but their giggles are so enchanting.
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