I changed my mind about Tim Gunn. I like him now. Mostly because he said someone's dress looks like a gay t-rex. Or something.
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go home
Eating meat and looking at porn while roommate is at church for Ash Wednesday. Win.
Fuck it dude, we gotta bounce before she starts talking about her steve irwin conspiracy
I wish pancakes were everywhere. Just pancakes. I want lilies at my wedding. No dress. Just priest. Just lilies.
I am "lost the control of my head" high right now.
Since I fall down so much at parties I've started doing this new thing where when I fall I just yell FLOOR PARTY and make people bring the party to me
passed out in the hallway last night, now I'm sitting down in the shower, eating lukewarm canned soup out of Tupperware, listening to Carly rae jepsen.. I had a rough night.
Drinking a grey goose and water in a random chair that I found by the road by myself
So there's that.
his ex girlfriend sent him a pic of her naked in the bathtub so I sent her a pic of me sucking his dick
I just realized that with the new snapchat update / emoji sticker thing I can now use easily use emojis to cover my boobs in nudes.
Sorry I yelled at you and called you Amish and puked on your eggs
He literally said from now on he's always banging chicks with asthma becuas it's such an ego booster
I'm floating on a rainbow and a purple elf is giving me advice. COME NOW!!!
I wasn’t trying, but work got a lot easier and more fun once he starred flirting with me and looking at my ass
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