we turned dreidel into a drinking game. i kept landing on gimel. im glad we have 7 more nights of this
At best buy, little boy just crawled into my stall while i was taking a shit
He snuck into some random hotel's continental breakfast at 3 AM and then passed out on a bench in the lobby. When the cops found him they made him empty out his pockets. No phone, no ID just muffins.
It's safe to say that bucket of tequila night can NEVER HAPPEN AGAIN.
If i ever start ordering tequila again please tackle me to the ground and steal my wallet
I thought it was a drawer and tried to pull it out and it wasnt a drawer it was the police call button. I hate everything.
Donating $10 to Sandy victims for every hurricane I drink tomorrow. Buying me alcohol just became a good cause.
Dance move was taxi-ing on the runway then taking off in a plane. All the boys wanted to beat you up cause they were like "who is this angel flapping her arms like a bird in the bar i must have her"
Ya. My thumbs are those buffalo's, but my legs are spirits and my torso is that Indian guys and my head is the eagle
He ran into the surf holding up a cigarette yelling "let the Olympic games begin!" So no, no vodka left.
when in doubt, mount your coworker in the staff room.
Do you ever get a cramp in like, ONE labia?
I threw up in the bathtub last night like a decent human being.
I dont understand why so many people are content staying in and avoiding alcohol and sex
Just sold my panties for 40 bucks to some rando dude at the gay bar. I think I found a way to fund next years spring break trip. Hello cancun!
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