You feel like going out tonight?
Does a 14yr-old girl look good beat up? I'll bring the handle
I saw her while sober, and she is definately cut off from the penis ride
I mean, he's dancing back and forth between pathetically sad and massively fucking creepy.
new low.... made out with someone while peeing
The walk of shame isn't so shameful when you do it in a stolen, autographed Favre jersey.
I just puked in the mop bucket at work. I think I need to go home.
I took both his daughters virginities. There's no way he won't give me a job
It's only slutty when someone else does it. It's okay if it's us though
i think that after ALREADY drinking that much, the tube shots may have been a bad idea.. i mean afterall, i did wake up and find my cell phone IN the bonfire the next morning.
I have no words
Neither did my mom, when she walked in on me squating with my balls in a cup of hot water.
Nope. Turns put my desperate group message for sex didn't work out.
Well you sent it to two guys who were roommates.
They could have rock paper scissored for it. My vagina = the prize.
I was gonna jerk off, but then I thought about that movie last night and it killed that idea. I have serious boner trauma.
It's okay. I think we're back on. I just went on a dog walk with him n blew him on a sidewalk
Accidentally made a bowl of macaroni and cheese with a bottle of vodka. It's not that bad
You is single now. The world is your ass buffet.
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