I figured girls wouldn't be down to sleep w/ a guy who plugged a pregnant chick
How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
Fantastic night. drank beer from a wine bottle, danced on a van, chased a llama, and fell from a fence
dude, my face is all kinds of fucked up right now. and don't even start with i told you so...
I don't think my ego could take a straight man out-cooking me.
So basically i got outta bed and started peeing on the a/c unit..when my roommate tried to stop me i looked at him and said "i got this"
Yeah, all the sudden I heard a loud "ding" and realized I had been passed out on the dorm elevator for about an hour....
found a cell phone. in the freezer. wrapped in bologna. explain?
I just remember being in the bathroom alone cussing out the bunny
I had a really bad dream about us drinking this weekend. Remind me to tell you Friday when we start drinking
I feel like every young boy's first wet dream is too have sex with the Pink Ranger. I am now fulfilling that dream for one man. I am a hero.
I feel like dick that good should always be within a five kilometre radius of me.
This pedicure right now is the most physical I've been with a guy all month
I baked a frozen pizza completely, put it back in the plastic and box, and put it back in the freezer. THAT drunk.
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