dude that girl has seen more cock ends then weekends
They had a "who can aim further away from the toilet" contest. I'm now washing piss off my ceiling.
i think there mostly mad about the fact it was 6 pm not the fact i blew a .255
i'm sitting in the second floor bathroom drinking coronas in the shower. do not find me.
This is one of those times where I really wish my vagina could tell me what happened last night.
Haha that's why you never name the penis. Its like a pet, once named you will most likely get attached.
I pretty much envision me eating a turkey leg whilst fucking you. I have priorities.
You're making her cookies in enchange for knitting lessons. You will die a virgin.
I found my hair extensions. They were in my hamper.
I just want to meet whoever runs the hall cameras
hahahaha I don't. Watch one day i'll be walking along and someone will stop me and say "oh you're that one girl who is out. of. control." But then they'd probably give me a high five.
i want to live in a society where a 20 year old can wear pigtails and not get them called handlebars, because i look fucking adorable in them.
On another note, I feel like my vagina is slowly being peeled off with a rusty potato peeler.
Oh my god. We just got locked out of our cabin and went to the neighbor's to see if they had a key and caught the neighbor jerking it. My night > your night
Shit facedness and cuddling are what you have to look forward to this evening.
i thought the time we went to a party with no shoes on was bad, how about the time you left with no pants on?
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