did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
My husband just tried to seduce me by saying we can do it doggystyle so you can watch tv
Just had to open a tuna can with a spoon. Gave me a sense of hunting for my own food.
You know, be my cock's hype man.
she was pretty happy for someone in the middle of a herpes outbreak, how was i supposed to know?
Im not moving so it's going to have to be a 3 some.
He kept calling my vagina a magic clam, and it was speaking to him, telling him to feed it his penis. I played along.
She licked EVERYTHING then yelled at me in Spanish. I just kept saying SI.
I hope you dream of an avalanche of penises
The dorm having an ice machine is their way of inviting us to make mixed drinks.
The nun costume is coming back hard and it still has glitter and the smell of Vegas on it.
Best. Text. Ever.
Allow me to explain. Triple D is a surprise. It's like if you're expecting to fight one person, then you get ambushed by more. Except it's a good ambush, because it's boobs, not death.
He texted "fuck you" before blocking me on all social media. Come to think of it, that's also the last thing my mother said to me. Could it be that I'm the problem?
I need a guy who can see in me what the lesbian community sees in me
I dont know which is weirder.. the fact that i just watched our mom kick ass at beer pong and ride the pole like a true fire girl or the fact that ive never felt closer to her in my life.
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