Michelle Duggar likes to fuuuuck
this is two weekends in a row I've been the pantsless girl at the party. I love my social life.
I had sex with billy mayes last night. HE KEPT IN CHARACTER THE WHOLE TIME.
it was better than the time i puked and I forgot to open the lid of the toilet
It was like little house on the drunk prairie.
The intern claims someone glued plastic eyeballs to his penis last night. He going to show everyone in the conference room at 3pm. There is a $5 cover charge.
second attempt at shower sex: failed after the water turned orange bc of a fire up the street. this is just not meant to be
Someone had Captain Morgan and orange juice at the same moment I lost my hangover and I just had to give it a try.
The molly dropped while I was taking a shit. Do you have any idea how scary that is?
That does not seem like timing
Literally had to stick my hands in my pants and hold my butt cheeks together while driving
For Halloween this year I'm going to paint myself in gold, wear a golden toga and sash saying " cunt goddess"
You pretty much lost your mind. Your ego has gotten ten time the size of your balls.
Money making scheme, blow job proof mascara. Waterproof is bullshit
you were walking down the sidewalk and just puked. didnt even stop or slow down and just kept going. i was so impressed i didnt even tell anyone you threw up on passing peoples shoes.
Did April legit get married in a parking lot?
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