Asian chick on skype stripping for me. Hold on give few min
he called you a drunk bob the builder and you proceeded to explain how you were going to build ramps throughout the house
I use him for alcohol and he uses me for sex. This is the closest thing to love i could imagine
Just watched a drug bust from the Ralphs parking lot while listening to Frank Sinatra. Happy Valentine's Day.
Not even desperate vagina wants small cock.
Glad to hear you raised your standards
I just met his other fuck buddy...I am thinking of befriending her just to fuck with him...manuplating my roommates into hating each other is boring me i need something else to do
It was ths the worst 15 minutes of my life. . . It was like fucking a warm stick of butter.
I dunno. We kind of want to have a hippie communing with nature type break. But because we're such alcoholics I feel like we'll just be wasted the whole time in addition to hugging trees and shit
I shaved my asshole for you. You WILL fuck me tonight.
NO HE PUT HIS HAND IN HIS PANTS BEFORE HE TOUCHED THE BONG.
ILLEGAL
idk i usually just blame everything on steve
Steve quit two months ago
Just to clarify, i'm coming over for tacos not a threesome
Come get your boyfriend. He is hammered talking to me about hot dogs and casinos.
Is it bad that I'm not at all bothered by the fact that to some people I'm simply known as the girl that takes her shirt off?
I definitely almost just pulled a condom out of my purse instead of money for my dad.
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