you want me
i'd rather choke on a dick.
Riding a fattie is like riding a scooter, its ok just not in public.
I think she would actually eat a penis if anyone was brave enough to let one near her mouth
is he apposed to sex in general? or just porch sex?
it's been like two and a half months. And I swear, I keep seeing walking dicks. I think I'm going crazy cause of lack of sex..
After Sake bombs he tried to puke into an alluminum beer bottle and shot vomit streaks in a perfect V out the sides of his mouth and hit BOTH girls he had bought drinks for that night. He was like an Icon of Cock-blocking yourself.
He fucked volume into my hair. It was amazing.
i ordered 6 shots "to go" what did you think was going to happen!
I can't tell if I'm getting better at doing my online spanish hw drunk or if my teacher is just grading on creativity. Either way that senoritas gettin an applebees gift card when i graduate.
I ate you ate to the whole david gray album
Theres a point where you stop and say hey....as high as I am on LSD right now ...I`m just a man covered in paint
I feel like every time I get the courage to masturbate to a guy from Game of Thrones, they kill him off.
After we had breakup sex it took him longer to say goodbye to my boobs than it did to me...
I swear to the sweet baby jesus I didn't fill your freezer with salsa and my little pony toys, but I didn't stop them either.
we fucked and then he hand fed me a hot pocket
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