I figure if he loans me money i only owe him sex for the rest of the summer before i pay him back, right?
Going to Kmart high is like jumping in a time machine back to the 80s
Omg. The strippers are having a batman vs spiderman showdown. Both on stage. Genius.
i just went to use the bathroom this morning and I couldn't because there was someone puking in every stall. i'm going to miss the dorms this summer
Moms kinda upset I threw up in grandmas bedroom. I think ill stay in tonight.
He's almost as awesome as vicodin.
Can i tell him you said that? Cuz i know that means a lot coming from you
Please please please buy brown eye liner on your way home in the morning... I'm missing an eyebrow
Oh thank the gods of upholstery, i thought that was never coming out...
I just think his face would be more attractiveif it was framed by my thighs
Nothing wrong with a few meaningless hookups. Keeps the mind occupied and the body satisfied
Happy 4th. Did you guys get your syphilis thing taken care of?
That isn't the worst part. It got a bazillion times more awkward when he read me a poem he wrote about his dead cat.
I feel like that xmas present negates everything we were taught as little girls. Putting out DOES pay. God bless us everyone
I woke up with a treasure map drawn on my ass. Whattt.
She said to call her, so I called her. Her boyfriend answered and traced the fucking call. I could litterally hear him yell because it turns out he lives in 4d
Don't you live in 4c?
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