garbage
garbage dick
rubbish cock
you win
jackpot. dress really slutty so he knows you mean business
Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
i just practiced my bj skills on a banana in front of the mirror
its going to be a good night
Seeing him suck some chick's face on VH1 wasn't exactly how I imagined the "we should see other people" conversation going.
fuck that im pissed. when I come back im ripping forskin off.
You are missing out on the best boobs in town right now
i want to swaddle you in tequila
When my alarm went off, he rolled over and asked me: Bacon or dick? Yes, I will see him again.
sorry for the naked aussie man in your room last night, he got lost on his way to the bathroom
there's a photo set of like seven dicks covered in glitter....i don't know what to do
ten seconds after he was done making out with the blonde, he rips off his jacket and screamed "Goddamn it, you know I like brunettes"
I have never seen someone so pissed at getting some. i called dibs so fuck him
I have never thoroughly inspected the geometry of my nipples until now. How do I fix this?
My ex just brought my grandpa weed. Not sure how I feel about this.
Im looking at the faintest of claw marks right now. I just fell in love all over again.
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