wow. When I'm done with him he's going to have to pop his collar in necessity and not just douchery
Would you rather have a 10 inch but pencil thin penis or a 2 inch very fat one?
Fat, it's not about touching the bottom it's about raising hell of the sides.
We didn't go..parents came home with patron wanting to play drinking games --we asked no questions
why did they invent bidet's? your butt gets clean when your poop falls in the toilet and splashes up anyway...
Do vagina's smell?
rainy day on campus = new personal fetish for girls in booty shorts and colorful rain boots
I mean, we do coke and have sex occasionally...I wouldn't call that a relationship.
I may have just unintentionally roofied a man in a wheelchair
Our innocent game of 'Duck, duck, booze.' ended up not being so innocent
Post a pic on facebook and see if those same 46 girls find shitting in the bed handsome and adorable
I just traded 5 cigarettes for a sandwich on they greyhound.You owe me 5 cigarettes. I told you I would get hungry.
She offered to treat me to breakfast after a one night stand if I meet her parents and sex again if I act as her bf. It may be a trap but its a offer I won't refuse.
Sex with him is like pizza, it can be shitty but its stillll pizza.....
Who is this? I have a text from you last night telling me your name and to train hard for Tuesday, please make this make sense
I'm doing my accounting homework with my vibrator. Guess whose numbers are balanced on the financial statement? This ladys!
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