How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
I wish there were whore gnomes that cleaned our apartment when we were gone.
worse things have happened to me. but if it will make you feel better you can pay for my therapist sessions next week.
She's legit crying about wanting more sex. Holy shit.
My prof gave me extra credit for drawing a ninja on my paper and writing "ninja will up my grade"
Your girlfriend is in jail- I've just never been able to use that in a sentence before. Thank you both!
Do you think you're physically and mentally capable of killing me? Because I'd really appreciate it.
The last time I thought I had a UTI, I ended up having herpes. Sooo.. This time in preparing myself for cancer or death.
They had to stop us from skinny dipping in the reflection pool of the Mormon temple.
Had sex in a cemetery last night during a thunderstorm. I feel like my goth points have skyrocketed
It's like you know you got fucjed up when you wake up and check fir your own pulse
We accept all of your sexual lovers, Jewish, episcopalian, atheist. Dick is dick
I am pants-free in the living room. This is liberating.
there is partying, then there is whatever we did last night.
I just elbowed a roll of wrapping paper, and said “ohh sorry”. I’m still drunk.
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