i just wish he would text me so i could ignore his text and show him how little i care anymore
Any day that starts with a call from my ex-bf... crying... is a good day.
Two kids are drinking pounders in class. I think I'm hanging out with the wrong group of friends.
What did you wear last night? Because I'm pretty sure there are atleast 4 Facebook statuses about your walk of shame.
Of all the things I am low enough to do, how could you even doubt if that was one of them?
You never know, some chick could have a weird unibrow fetish.
Came so hard when I was riding him that I actually bit some of his chest hair off. He said I was the first girl ever to do THAT.
I have vodka and a slip n slide so of you could come over that would be great
Sure go ahead and start this 'business' with him...just don't come crying to me when you have to fake your own death in two years
I had to write an apology letter to my roomate for hotboxing in our bathroom. What a bitch.
Me sprinting out of your house without my bra or shoes is our entire relationship defined in a single moment.
She acted like falling "up" the stairs was a fucking physics phenomenon. I call that Tuesday nights.
what color bed sheets say meditative warrior but also welcome to my sex dungeon...
navy blue
The fact that you have an answer to that is why we are friends...
Soooooooo high. David tried to rinse the water droplets out of the sink for 5 minutes
Just saw a car towing a guy on skis drive by so that’s how Syracuse is doing today.
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