Omg! Love it! Cant find L*****
What!!?? Like after last night you lost her?
Yea me and L***** came back to out hotel at 3am to regroup then went back out; police and 2 bars later, I don't know what happened. Vegas is nuts!
Is this going to be a big send off or a somber occasion? Just need to know if I should start drinking on the train or not.
I have a story that starts with Nutella and ends with sex in the laundry building at RIT.
she said it was ok for her to take her top off in the hot tub but she didn't take off her bottoms because that would be slutty
in the 'for' section of the check i put "when we got drunk and broke things". again im sorry.
Not only did I hold your hair back as you puked, i french braided it. I am such a great friend.
the girl I was having sex with just mumbled victory for msu during sex. i love basketball season
she could've warned me his penis was curved
ya i dont think she expected you to get with her boyfriend.
It was a sobriety test blowjob. If he could get it up, he could get me home.
I gotta find new tactics tho. There's just so many tied up dicks one can look at before part of your soul dies.
Woke up covered in green glitter and beer. I am never leaving Ireland.
It was like we had a conversation with our eyes.
Was it a good conversation?
It was an awkward, sexual conversation.
Hahaha she was way into you and you kept arguing about burritos. It was amazing.
But once you are just right and I work my tongue in the right spots and hot wax your balls and inner thighs. I will have you right where I want you.
Who is this?
Oops wrong number
i woke up to drewlling on a plate of eggrolls half naked halfway between my bed and the floor, and i have no idea where my pants went
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