that's fine. btw we still need $500 for the donkey...
There is something about drinking on a golf course and getting with younger women that just really makes me feel at home.
Also on a more serious note, what says pull my hair more: straight or soft curls?
Just caught my dad doing coke in my bathroom again. Guess whose getting a new car for christmasss.
I literally put my pussy on his sideburns, it was awkward
There's a lil minaj in everyone
It would just be icing on the fucked up cake we're baking, if he got me pregnant.
As i was laying there shouting that he dislocated my hip he actually reached his armed around and patted himself on the back
Are you coming to the bday night? i'll be doing a life-like reenactment of traveling through Bonnie's vaginal canal and taking my first breath of life. Don't think you'll want to miss it.
I can bring a slip n slide and curtains.
Where are you on a scale from one to wasted?
Like alphabetically I'd say a v
You should just construct a mini-city, actually. Then destroy, photograph and post. Who could turn down a dick that conquered a whole city? Craigslist personals wont know what hit it.
Never thought I'd say this, but getting head from a skeleton was better than I thought. Happy Halloween
I gave him a bj as a thank you for helping. I think that's good.
That was my first party and they were so suprised that this little freshman girl was a FUCKING BEER PONG QUEEN.
Everyone needs to leave the house so I can use the good vibrator without being judged.
He also sent me nipple clamps because romance is NOT dead
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