Well, emily woke up in Hoboken, cati woke up in jersey city, and i woke up in brooklyn....and our hotel room we rented in the city remained empty. Best birthday yet.
I've developed breathing exercises to keep myself from puking..
Divorce is final. Doing tequila shots at 1 in the afternoon.
Don't do anything you wouldn't want to explain to paramedics
But that's half the fun of it
I'm deep cleaning my room right now. Not sure if it actually needs it or if I'm just trying to symbolically cleanse myself of the last 24 hours.
I kept calling him escargot instead of Estaban..I don't think that was the wisest choice.
Why do i feel like Captain Hook just gave me a pap smear?
I don't know. Something about answering "what did you do on Sunday?" Seems odd when the reply is, painted, went to the grocery store, put a restraint device on my bed.
Woke up in time for my 8:15
Good for you I'm impressed
I realized 10 minutes in it was a class from last semester
So, I'm a little drunk in Seattle with Glenna, but we've all agreed that it's patriotic to think about Bill Clinton from time to time during sex. 'Merica
It's official. I'm gonna fuck hot art class guy. But this won't be like hot Samsung guy. I'm gonna make sure I follow through this time.
You're too young to have this sort of Grizzled Old Drunk In Roadside Bar wisdom.
I'm pretty sure his cum gave me swimmer's ear.
I forgot what I was gonna say, but I'm pretty excited to not be pregnant.
Give me like 5, I have to feed a moose and find my pants.
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