I'm stoned and have been watching so many cartoons that I changed the channel and real people were on, and it scared me
I'm 2 blowjobs away from girlfriend status....don't tell me I don't know how to have an adult relationship
If I don't throw up the day I graduate i'll feel like the last 4 years and thousands of dollars spent on alcohol will have been wasted.
I tried to force my roommate into a sink last night. And I almost won.
Nothing says "lifelong friendship" like FaceTiming in a sex shop.
I just shit my pants and had a heart attack. Simultaneously. May or may not be related to this game.
I miss using glorious as an adjective. I'm gonna start doing that again. And I'm gonna try to get cuntatrosphe in there some more, too.
I don't know. Sometimes you can be a wild card with your emotions. Mostly the emotion known as anger.
Don't worry, I'm taking the best gay radar in the World, my sister's boobs. All guy who is not looking at them, it's fair play for us.
He said that he made a girl squirt to the ceiling and I got curious
for the record im never blowing a guy on the toilet again, that was sad and degrading
Just used the pen i got in my signing ceremony to pack down my bowl. coach would be proud
I mean seriously with your cock and my tits combined we could rule the world. Pinky and the brain style
found a note from drunk me saying "don't worry i fed the mice". WHAT MICE?
I woke up under the kitchen table. Andy is cursing out Joe Exotic's name in between heaves in the bathroom. Jay is trying to sleep w/ a shirt tied over his eyes. Lena and Brad braved the sun to go get bloody mary supplies and food. I'd say the Tiger King drinking game was a success.
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