Btw I've read that book you bought me...And I'm such a bitch now
But I don't think guys love me
Is it bad that when I see ugly people make out, I hope he's impotent?
The duggars are the reason premarital sex is ok. Because if you don't have it until marriage you have no self control when it happens. And 19 kids.
I got drunk and smashed his tv with the keg and so he blames me for being evicted.
he kept his composure pretty well until he puked on the cop car
I've started making all these amazing things...like bananas rolled in doritos..bandritos.
I Can't even believe I threw all my pizza rolls at her, I mean not only did i ruin a good meal but now I dont have anymore
You don't know how much I love you. You could play Careless Whisper while we have sex and I'd still love you
my mom tried to talk to me about my drinking, i somehow turned it around on her, now shes going to AA and I'm going to the bar.
I am lonely and hungry. I need a girlfriend, but I'd settle for my mom.
Watching the blind side bc I need a good cry to make sure I'm still human after this weekend's questionable life choices
Today I had sex and flossed at the same time. My relationship goals have been exceeded.
I woke up naked buried in snacks. Best night ever.
We got kicked out of yet another strip club because your mom wanted to "show these kiddies how it's done"
All I know for sure is, I went to bed drunk and I woke up in a relationship..I think I need to reevaluate my drinking skills.
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