You really need to take down the pics of you and your boyfriend on facebook. It's becoming increasingly harder to jerk off while i'm Facebook stalking your pics at 2am.
I just got a 45 minute blow job...she literally sucked the single life outta me.
u sound so gay right now
We're doing the donut challenge later. How many can we fit on his erect penis. Needless to say we get along well.
I was just given a safe word. It's going it be an interesting night.
He texted me for a bootycall at 2:00am so I rolled outta bed and shaved my legs but then he decided he wasn't coming over...he lost his bootycall privileges
Does your throat ever get sore from being choked too hard or do u think I'm just getting sick??
She started ignoring us once we told her we were out to celebrate your abortion. Who knew strippers could be judgemental?
I think if it were a part of everyone's daily routine, the world would be happier. International Finger Yourself While Bathing Day.
we've had our differences but let's set them aside, go home and fuck
He pulled a condom out of his satchel and i questioned my entire life.
Im eating these cheese filled pretzels. So good. Theres jizz dripping out places i didnt even know i had.
Do you still speak french? one of two girls I woke up with only speaks french...
How early is too early to study with margaritas?
It also means I'm watching porn with mario earphones so i can hear. Possibly the best way to mastrabate EVER
don't do laundry while your drunk! i found a ketchup bottle & clothes hanger in the washer this morning!
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