Uggggg i want to leave and get bombed over baghdad
Only a mothe r could love this liver
My favorite part about you getting arrested is having to explain the prosthetic leg in the front seat.
Just curious... Do you still have the cocks bracelet? You know, the one we pass around to whoevers been the biggest slut recently?
I blacked out before two in the afternoon yesterday. Now that's a successful birthday.
I'm at the point in my life where I'm trying to get guys I've fucked to give a ride to guys I'm going to fuck.
I feel as though sleeping all day due to the effects of prescription painkillers paid for by union insurance made this the most American day ever for me
And everyone was looking at me because it was cold and I was drunk and may have screamed "oh fuck" ... You know what, fuck that. What do people think they're getting at Denny's 2 in the morning
Is it wrong i wouldn't sleep with him because his boxers said #1 dad all over them?
I actually feel a twinge of sadness recycling all of our handles... I feel like I'm throwing out some great memories or lack of them because we don't remember
Can you bring me the toilet please
My sex toys have been held in customs for almost a month now. They're British, what the hell?!?
I'm sorry for chipping my tooth on your vagina last night :(
There way too many people in that club who have had their dick in me
But really, what kind of hoe life adventure in Mexico would you do that would top me blowing a trucker?
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