He can hate all he wants but were fucking with these crocs on
my dealer just handed me my weed in a pink easter egg
the lighter is IN the bong. I don't know what to do
apparently it was the return of drunk burrito sex.
Thanks for making breakfast. I usually have cereal and coffee...but i think margaritas and turkey sandwiches could catch on.
I can honestly say I've never had orange soda poured on my vagina before, that's a story for the grand kids
Are we still banned from the library?
Dude he fell into my wall and left an imprint then decided to have sex with the door open. Vents carry noise pretty well
I can't feel my tongue. And that means go. Green means go. And you know what Barney says. Green means go and woah means no. DRIIIIINKK
I didn't want to see any of his nipples and now I've seen all three. Thanks.
He's drinking on a hospital bracelet, the fuck's your excuse?
Leave it to me and my dad to puke on the same guy at the same bar 25 years apart
He used a trumpet as a funnel, said something about valve oil, and puked all over the garage.
I'm currently drunk proofing my room
You might see me up a tree with a deranged look in my eye , just walk away at that point
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