I pooped in a mop bucket.
WTF???
Their employee restroom was locked what kind of customer service is that
Wanna demo a makeout? Check box yes or no. Or maybe. Okay bye.
Do you ever think that bumblebee is the gay transformer?
Every day of my life.
There's a girl n class drinking wine out of a taco bell cup. I can smell it.. it's totally reisling. JEALOUS.
i couldnt tell she was wearing a bumpit until she started giving me head
think i got pink eye from a stripper in vegas. showgirls did not prepare me adequately for this. be kind, 2010.
you know you go to a catholic school when you are rollin a joint with matthew 14:1-12
After they flagged you, you hid in a bathroom stall and text me to bring you more shots. That kind of drunk.
is it bad that my walk of shame involves the church shuttle?
Those drunk pictures you took of me? My mom is showing those to my grandparents.
I'm sorry but the visual image of you suffocating on vagina is basically hysterical
It's the eve of Christ's birthday and I'm sending pictures of my tits
Yeah you'd pretty much be ruined if you broke up with a guy like that and then had to return to the dating pool
just had sex in the back of my high school auditorium #dreamcumtrue
I've finally become one of those chicks with a taco in her purse.
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