Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
absolutely not. he will always be that kid that threw up a ham and cheese sandwich in fourth grade to me.
Exactly how many bongs can i have before my parents figure out they really aren't vases
I walked outside out to find her peeing in her toga with a cigar in one hand and her thong in the other
Okay well someone asked "IS HE HOMELESS?" about me so I need to try and find somebody.
we fucked while standing on a ladder. challenging, but worth it.
I really thought you were going to tell me you were pregnant on facebook chat. FACEBOOK CHAT. I almost cried.
The other. Cat spoke to me and left. This shit is laced
The first cat might save me but they are taking out masks
Apparently after awhile self preservation trumps libido. This is new news to me.
Either you got hacked or we need to have a serious discussion about sending penis enlargement emails to your straight friends and why you shouldn't. It sends the wrong message.
So our annual Dick Trip has been tentatively scheduled for the week of July 1 - 5. This years theme is "Fucking for Freedom".
No, it's cool, I just bounced from the hospital. I was...talking to a security guard, maybe?
I woke up snuggling a bottle of water while Hercules played on Netflix. Whiskey Wednesdays
My uterus is doing all sorts of karate moves to break free of my body.
Like, when both of your dads are drag queens you're bound to have some amazing Halloween makeup
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