Just spent the rest of my time at that bar trying to keep a probs underage closet gay from touching my kitten to prove he still likes girls.
My eyes are so dilated i literally have night vision right now.
I asked what she wanted from Hawaii. She said a baby like Aaden from JK 8.
where am I supposed to find one of those?
I thought it was kinda weird that her ten yearold sister was playing bartender, but hey, the girl makes a damn good drink
was his dick as big as our hopes and dreams?
thanks for at least making it out of the pool before you threw up
I have a very important question for you: what are some good rules to have if we want to turn the nfl draft into a drinking game?
My boss just called me for legal advice. What has my life become?
We learned many a lesson today about drug use in canoes
I'm going to stop at grocery on the way home. I'm CRAVING wine from a sippy cup. We have neither wine nor sippy cups.
Come share oat with me in your robe
She's Jesus crazy. And one if not more other forms of crazy. She's 2.5+ crazy.
Was cussing out our DD when one of the strippers takes him backstage. WTF
They call him magic hands is all I know.
Somethings are best left a mystery
Get over here and bring your drill!!! The strippers next door need help installing a stripper pole by their pool
So what we learned was that it doesn't matter how skinny the stripper is, if she sits on your knee with a torn acl for two hours it's going to swell up
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