when I scratched it gently some sort of watery looking stuff came out...so then I just stopped thinknig about it.
am i at home because theres a dig starrrrring at me and i dont know wit plus i haer sirens. run fast.
I want to touch your soul through your body...with my penis...
Mike i'm at church right now...
she looked like the before picture.
Whenever ur ready we need breakfast and a psychic.
my iphone just auto-corrected drink to drnknghhhg...
no you cant smoke seaweed
on a side note you can NOT make bong water out of a pear
Bro what are you doing Thursday the day before I go to jail??
I'm at a nursing home getting weed. Lol when times are tough, things tend to get a lil weird
I think that's mostly how we became friends.
Well that, and your desire to put your penis in me.
Like its not even midnight and I've already had enough of her for all of 2015
Like I could say no to two hot people already naked and fucking. Please. I'm not made of stone.
Twice?!
Well, I can now cross "dirty drunk homeless hobo" off of my bucket list of people who have been successful wingmen for me. North Carolina is getting weird.
So who has the penis shaped party tray? You or your mom?
Randomize
