i dont care about people's attitudes as long as they give me head
the bottle said: caution extremely flammable. so that was my motivation.
You stood next to him taking HUGE gasps of air in an attempt to second hand smoke his cig because you didn't have one...
Her exstacy made her nickname everyone David. Nobody knows who the fuck she's talking to so we just say no to everything she says. She's crying.
Her throat is strong enough to gargle peanut butter. I'm sure you were satisfied.
Anxiously awaiting my period drinking Hershey's syrup from the bottle. Don't judge me
I wouldn't be too worried. He's been known to chase a chubby before.
THAT IS NOT HOW YOU TALK TO YOUR SISTER
I am laying in your bed and just found a bottle of wine under your pillow ...should have married you...
I'm pretty sure I lit a prostitute's cigarette while sharing a pizza with a homeless guy last night
Only you could make a reflective vest look even remotely sexy
Cocaine bath bombs are a really bad idea
We turned his nipples into a drinking game.
he was just sitting there in his underwear... and his chewbacca mask...
Can you recommend a quality dick? I haven’t had a good sexing in a while
I WANT GRASS AND TREES NOT SOMEONE SWINGING A SWORD AROUND
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