where does the pee come out of this thing
I remember saying "sorry" to the blunt before throwing it out the window
Today I learned you can't titshake with a corset on.
I'm 2 blowjobs away from girlfriend status....don't tell me I don't know how to have an adult relationship
... there are chew marks on my license. I have no idea.
Think about if the incredible hulk and king kong had a retarded baby. That's the sound she made in my ear the entire time I fucked her.
Wearing a french maid costume for Halloween sure did help me meet girls
Dude, they all thought you were gay.
I still can't believe that I ate McDonald's off of my chest in his bed...
Cross faded me is not the classiest.
No not at all haha I wish there was a picture of that
Adulthood is punching a guy in the face when you find out he's trying to fuck you and he's married instead of fucking him regardless and believing anything he says
just found a picture from last night.
the one of you riding a horse with nothing but a bulletproof vest on?
uhm.... no?...
Watch out for the bush at the end of your steps. it comes out of nowhere
I was at his place until 2am. We just sat really close an stared at each other. I think you are right. Germans must not have feelings. Not even tingly ones in their pants.
I just smoked weed out of a tomahawk, then chased an armadillo with said tomahawk, I love my life.
I mean, I was going to use them for a beading project, but I guess I could take one and let you bat my dick around like a cat toy.
His relationship is over as soon as he sees my boobs. I’m going to titty fuck my way into his heart
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