I was about to buy asher roth's album and then i realized he was a ginger. can't support
At an apparent methhead hillbilly bar and was smiling for a pic when one toothless wonder screamed "look at all them teeth"!
I told him to go down on me and when he did he started crying!! I asked him why and he said my vag looked just like his ex girlfriends!!!
alright got my week's quota of sex in, ready for modern warfare 2
so this was truly a case of the blacked out leading the blacked out.
This guy kept running around with a blender giving people shots of everclear and vodka. Best. Toga. Party. Ever.
Counseling BFF to break up with her BF. We will get that 3-way
Why is there bacon braided in my hair
Next time I see you, remind me to tell you how I fell through my attic door and landed on my feet in the garage on the first floor.
Well at least it wasn't the first time I threw up out of a second story window
7:26 bus just came. I am sweatier than Louie Anderson eating chili in a sauna
Nothing more ironic than raw dogging some random Asian hottie last night and then doing the walk of shame home from her place mixed in with the participants of the AIDS walk
It's three am. I'm drunk in a stairwell in Vegas. My flight leaves at six. Help.
Damn that sucks I haven't needed pants the whole time i've been here
We were talking about kinky shit, and I suggested a hand job in church.
How'd that go over?
Praise the lord and pass the lotion.
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