Consumer Beware: Redhead has herpes.
Referring to yourself in third person during sex is apparently an instant turn off
She just referred to her vagina as "this bitch".
don't let me wipe my vag with a dirty leaf outside of mcdonalds ever again.
It'll be like a meth lab. But with jello.
There is a good chance that the other night after a wedding reception i was at that i mailed you a drink coaster.
Even completely stoned shes amazing on the piano. There are like 7 people sitting on the ground listening to her like she's the messiah.
I wish there was an emoji to express our Eskimo Brothership
I drunkenly took 3 laxatives last night since I felt fat.... this is going to be a rough morning
seriously though if NH has the largest penis size... the rest of America must be very disappointed.
Yeah if I don't text back. I'm eating. sleeping. Or lifting. Or drinking. Or playing call of duty. Like shit man
do me a favor, I need this weekend off so can you work your magic and blow my boss again?
RAAAAAAAAWWWWRRRRRR
THATS ME HOWLING MY ENJOYMENT OF THE THINGS WE CAN DO WHILE GETTING DRUNK
Y’all did coke off my Puff The Magic Dragon plate.😂
Tripping over coffee tables hurts shins but face is okay bc I landed on a sofa.
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