i dont think there is any level of not caring that i havent covered in the last month
Beach body diet is off. Pizza hut worked its way back onto my google chrome top 8
and then he put stevie wonder on to fuck to...and hummed along as I blew him
just watched the video of me leading you with a trail of french fries.
I have discovered that there is nothing that a giant penis attached to a southern accent can't talk me into. yee-haw!
Don't underestimate her when she starts going by "the vodka queen"
Do you ever feel like a plastic bag?!
I don't know what that means. But if you take off your pants, you'll probably get arrested.
I'm gonna rob all up in that cradle
That's how you know it was a good night if two months later you finally realized your skirt never made it home and you found out where it was.
Some guy just ate one of the dog treats. I have him a free beer. I love my job.
He just kept mumbling that he was too drunk for society and then he peed in a bush
I have already put on my inside pants.
I tried to bring you in when you passed out on the porch but all you said was that I "ruined your hope ands dreams of becoming an astronaut"
I may or may not have just had sex in the bed of a pick-up at a drive-in movie theater.
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