Had a 3 sum last night, and today food just taste better and the air seems so much fresher!
So at this point...I'm sure you heard the story about Saturday night
I had to stop messing around with him for fear of laughing in his face. I swear it was a pinky finger in his pants
Houston, we have a problem
where are u?
Houston. That's the problem. I don't know how I got here.
His beard is glorious and he smells like barbecue. Introduce me to him.
Found a single cinnamon toast crunch between my butt cheeks. We did work last night
A gay black guy with blonde hair and a gold tooth just told me he would shit on my face.
Now it's a party.
The next time i black out make sure i remove the ping pong balls from my weave. Especially before my first day of classes.
Dude, she's the greatest salesman alive. she convinced chelsea to buy a box of Cheerios for $20. She can find your dick some willing pussy.
I'm gonna take off my shirt and spin it around my head like petey Pablo so u can find us�
I also point out to everyone that she looks like DJ's gf on Roseanne.
I never thought wine and chicken nuggets would end up being a thing that I did, but here we are
Paige is home safe.
Actually, she's here now, punching me in the face. You should've kept her keys.
It was a great idea to buy that cocaine while dressed as an elf. It snowed all night for me.
You may be fancy. But you'll never be having cheesy garlic bread and scotch at 3am fancy.
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