...is it true? will i see you next weekend
YES.
ah, i can't wait till there's negative 2 inches between us
im watching my roommate bang this girl. she doesn't look like she's any good, because he has a bored look on his face...
nah, shes just mad because we went through all her fb pics and tagged her crotch as all the guys shes fucked
I've eaten cheese dip for three consecutive meals. I think I need to branch out.
just lying in bed drinking beer with a straw waiting for motivation. why?
We fucked in your water heater closet. Told you we'd try everywhere.
Ignoring the crisis im in. Sitting in the front yard in a kiddie pool. Wearing arm floaties, fins and a snorkel. Waiting for a hot guy to walk by.
I mean Grimace is basically just a big piece of purple shit and he is loved way more than the hamburglar just to put it into perspective
Who was the person who brought the rooster when they won @ beer pong
You're alright. You just passed out while we were having sex. Then I'm pretty sure you peed. So I went home.
well... I just junk punched a carnie. Doesnt matter how, it still counts for my bucket list.
So bored. I think I've expelled every last gram of jizz from my body.
Just had empanadas for breakfast while watching Wall-e with my yesterday's one night stand mother AND grandmother.
I just fell down my stairs, guess that's how my sunday is gonna go
If only he'd realize the fondness I have for his genitals.
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