is it wrong that I prefer my women with low self esteem and a smidgen of an eating disorder?
If she's not going to maintain the upkeep of her vag then I'm not going to pay the rent of being her boyfriend
i dunno what you eat but your cum is all over my underwear and it smells like pretzels
ASIANS HAVE SEX TOO!! I just watched it happen in the library.
is it pathetic that I think he's cheating and it doesn't bother me because for the first time I'm the girlfriend and not the other girl?
I have no idea what happened after 2 AM. I woke up on my bike, in my bed, with a deep thigh bruise.
oh, you know. just sitting in my bed high as fuck wearing a windbreaker and watching british tv.
Haha crisis adverted. Just told my dad I need to bone this guy. Nbd. He totes understands
It's not that he's ugly its just that being blind folded makes everything less awkward
You wanna get laid? Be a female for once and stop bending nails to impress guys.
There's mini weenies and empanadas everywhere...
just give up on your dreams and come get shit house drunk with me.
We’ve discussed sex and dinner. Like chicken nuggets while doing it doggie and watching tv.
Actually new year, new me. I haven’t had sex yet so technically I’ve been a virgin all year.
I feel really sorry for my toilet right now
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