jackpot. dress really slutty so he knows you mean business
Well i just learned hong kong is a country...thank you olympics
How do guys with small dicks who cheat on their girlfriends get girlfriends!?!
That poor kid, I literally invited myself over and took advantage of him.
yea I'm sure he was really upset some drunk girl showed up to fuck him.
Do you have to put it that way?
He thinks that since we have been dating six months, that he can do the helicopter with his penis. Not okay.
she just pulled a hulk hogan to make her point. no idea how it helped
Let me start this apology by saying I'm sorry that I bit your penis.
Yea, I had a chaperone thankfully. I'm in the fetal position attempting to eat captain crunch now.
We didn't want to make a pit stop so I just helped my husband pee in a bottle. No one told me this was part of love.
If I never see my landlord's dick again, it'll be too soon.
The tit pic search didn't go as planned, some old guy sent me a pic of his balls and said stop texting his daughter. Better luck tomorrow
She said my penis was powerful and magnificent
well we started off by chasing vodka with chocolate milk and ended up trying to befriend a crippled raccoon so that should tell you how our night went
The longer the dick, the closer to Jesus when you’re on top.
I do have a moral compass! I can’t help it if it only points at penises
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