I didnt expect it either. But she was there and I had a boner, so i made it happen.
drugs are my only escape from this reality. good thing I got it at a discount price last night
That's ok. I found a crab leg in my bed and have no pants on.
other than her wanting kids and me wanting to do drugs,were perfect for each other
Do you know of any good hiding spots in the Atlanta area?
Getting my nails done with Diana... I'm going for the keep your friends close and the girl who's dating the guy you want to fuck closer
He's hot though. It's not like he JUST got out of prison. That was like months ago
Seriously your house is like the underground railroad for unwanted gay kids
I just need some dick and some jimmy johns
I told him he was like my favorite pair of jeans; I may not wear them every day, but I'll never get rid of them and they make my ass look fantastic. Needless to say he was not thrilled.
Watching Rudolph while stoned is practically a religious experience.
Also I know you probably did not understand anything I said on the phone last night but thank you for pretending.
Anybody can graduate from college sober. You try it while being stoned every day for the last three years. 2.75 baby.
I'm reading 50 shades of grey and masturbating while he's doing insulation downstairs. Maybe I can get him to bring me a sandwich
Hitting up all my dealers for my birthday grams is paying off
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