So are we goin out tonight?
Dude, we woke up in your car in some parking lot last night...
And that was fun, wasn't it?
Dan just whipped out his wang to piss in a milk jug! Hello weekend.
Needless to say Beer Gardens severly frowns upon playing flip cups with real glasses.
I feel like dying is the new "adopt an african baby"
He just asked me if his big had a curved penis. Awkward? I think so.
and on the second day it was tequilla tuesday. and the lord saw it was good.
He just showed up at my house and was like "have you seen an axe laying around?" he wasnt wearing any shoes.
You dont lie about slip and slides
What the fuck could you be doing in that room to make her yell "Beginners Luck!" over and over again?
Serious questions. Who is that girl? Why is she wearing a tiara? And why does she keep asking about penis piercings?
Lets trade lives
And i will lay in bed and piss all over everywhere, drink whiskey and have sex with married bears
I'm eating cheesecake with my hands completely naked while falling asleep
I just had a flashback to us shaking up Gatorade mix and then inhaling it in your kitchen because it was funny. Now I can't stop laughing in work because that is the stupidest shit.
But what if there are 6 people and they end up just pairing the off into 3 couples. Is it still an orgy?
My GF, FWB and Side piece are all booty calling me. I’m a victim of my sexual success
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