i'm sick of taking my pants off and seeing a look of disappointment on the girls face. i want her to be frigthened
I hate bills.
Like ones you have to pay or people named William?
phone sex would be way better if there was an app for that...
He then proceeded to try to whisper up my nose...
last time i saw her she was begging the broken jukebox to play lady gaga.
Appropriately today was the first time I've ever GTL'd. I can't believe I made fun of this,it's rather relaxing.
Definitely contact high. Thirty miles an hour listening too i can see clearly now wanting too eat the steering wheel
I asked him why he was eating an entire can of refried beans, the only answer I got was "revenge"
I JUST SEARCHED GINGER COCK ON TUMBLR AND THEY'RE ALL REALLY WELL HUNG? I'M CRYING. IS THIS HOW GINGERS KEEP REPRODUCING?
WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU?
There's something really beautiful about walk of shaming past the Capitol.
Ended up in his bed... He's passed out holding me and his bulldog is laying across my legs. Both snoring. HELP!! I wanna go home!
I just jacked off to nostalgia.
Nobody's dick fell into my mouth tonight
it was the most awkward makeout ever. it was record breaking really
...i feel like you have a lot of those.
The neighbor just poured gasoline on his 2 brush fires and proceeded to shoot Roman candles at them 🤔
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