idk, it's all black and i hear low talking...
dude, i think you're in initiation!
shit. that's not good.
TYLER... glimpse of last night: leather chaps, guacamole dip, a jump rope, spray paint, and rhinestone studded pajamas.
i think you have the wrong number... but your story sounds delightful.
you threw your tampon into someones open car window...while they were driving.
Not only was there cake on the wall but someone shoved cake and meat in a cup and put it in the fridge.
Can you fuck me on the kitchen counter at some point? I'll lysol it after
some asshole was waslkibg around with ab electric razor and shaving parts of peoples heads.
dont call me baby and dont touch my ears. ITS ALL I ASK
She's trying to feed the TV fried rice and screaming "FRIED RICE AND TEARS". Please bring me more booze.
i feel like i got punched in the cervix. he's a little different in bed than i thought he would be..
Serious question...Is it possible to get a DUI on a kayak?
My puffy vagina and I are on the way to the doctor to see what your mutant penis did to us THANKS A LOT
I've found myself wondering why I WASN'T naked before, but I generally always know why I am naked. Except now. WHY THE FUCK ARE WE ALL NAKED
His flight is delayed. Mother Nature is delaying me from sex.
It’s easy for me to be professional, the tough part is finding the perfect amount of bitchy undertone
That portable toilet under the bed? Turns out it was a tuba. Explains alot.
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