You really coming over, don't trick.
wake up i wanna do it froggy style
We walk out of his house and his dad is there, so I had to meet him and shake his hand pretending that same hand hadn't been down his son's pants five minutes earlier
He gave me a promise ring. He promised that he will imagine me as every girl he fucks in college.
i walked toward the cop car thinking it was the liquor store lights nd by that time it was too late to escape the trap
I'm going on a nature/throwup walk. Don't lock me out of the apartment.
It'll be just me and my penis against the world.
We should live in a duplex and just hook up with randoms for the rest of forever and be animal hoarders.
If a man doesnt have the ability to fuck you well on a small climbing wall, I don't think he deserves you.
Why would I send you a picture of it when I could just steal the gnome and put it in your bed with you? Admit it, he looks just like gnomeo!
No teenage boy ever gets scared away from sex unless she is slipping a wedding ring on your finger or is killing your cat. I promise.
I plan on showing these boobs to so many people that by the end of it ill just have a shirt of beads.
I just asked him what would happen if my boobs fought crime. I think I'm cut off.
I'm drunk but I just ate 2 heads of broccoli so does that mean it evens out?
Yes absolutlely
He really is. Owns his own house and has more than one towel!
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