Can't talk. I'm at the Tulsa Sheriff's office with a bunch of rednecks. I bet I'm the only one that voted for Obama.
I bet you're the only one who could read the ballott.
forecast for tonight- shitshow with a chance of tbell
my version of bright and sunny.
i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
Di me a solid and hit me with your car.
Rode a jet ski for the first time three days after I lost my virginity. Hell of a week for my vagina.
He told me he finished so fast because he's a sprinter. I hate athletes who are really just pussies.
He said you stopped mid-fuck, called fives on his dick, walked out to grab another drink, and came back.
I'll even give you a complementary welcome blowjob.
I don't know what's worse the the fact he has worn a protective cup for last 3 years in fear of being kicked in the balls. Or the fact that the one day he decides to throw caution to the wind and doesn't wear it and actually gets kicked in the balls.
Who in tha hell do u hang out with?
To sum up. The glass blower from the ren faire ate me out last night. Best ever. Go find yourself an artisan.
Last night we got home from the bar and saw a fox outside and we lured it in the house with a piece of cheese. Just wanted to party with some potentially dangerous wildlife I guess.
I think it's gonna be hard to find a guy that won't take my consistent drinking as alcoholism
Peanut butter fills the cracks of my heart
don't let your emotions get tangled in that sexy beard of his.
Your dick is the only reason I have motivation to come back to school today
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