He said "I know I'm not gay. I fucked a guy once and didn't like it"
Ya I guess he's not a bad roommate. I mean if he wasn't here I would probably be more lazy and pee in bottles and stuff.
I do. There's a bald headed guy whose kinda hot. I might rub his head. I've only had 2 beers
She thinks she's a fairy, dude. A real fucking fairy with wings and shit.
but you must be fair and judge his penis by normal penis standards and not let your vision be clouded by the rare gem of a penis you have recently encountered
Is it wrong that I want to take the baby bump in her facebook pictures as "meal-ticket"?
So essentially hes paying me $150k/year for the rest of his career to not have sex
SERIOUSLY? WTF! why cant I find a super hot, super gay, super conservative christian NFL player in need of a beard?
You would think the bank would reward me for getting my account down to 3 cents without overdrafting it.
My vday gift was a joint bouquet, Finding Nemo on bluray, and a good shower fuck.
Um, WHAT A FUCKING KEEPER!
It's gay softball weekend. Lots of hot gay strangers to go home with.
He held the kayak still so I wouldn't tip over while projectile vomiting. If that ain't true love, I don't know what is...
I'm cleaning my apartment while naked. Anyone who says that's not why they want to live on their own is lying.
We're doing a team debriefing of Saturday night in group text right now. As 75% of the female presence at that party we saw some shit.
Just got back to the apartment. Why os there now 14 identical toothbrushes in the bathroom and only the two of us live here?
Ummm so he didn't think I was serious about breaking up... Most awkward conversation ever
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