While sitting in bed naked eating ramen and watching the colbert report I realize why random sex happens.
Part in the USA is on your top 25 most played on iTunes. you have NO RIGHT to judge me.
Kinda felt bad though cuz she whimpered and shuttered a lot, i felt like i was kicking a puppy, only the puppy liked it and came a bunch
Let's put it this way, it's 9am and that box of wine looks like the cure
she left out the fact that she had a kid until she told me not to suck on her tits too hard or milk would come out.
i gave you head in a backbend. if that doesnt say happy birthday i dont know what does.
Granted I did fall into a pond wearing your dress, but I did save a frog in the process so I think it was worth it.
She had forties taped to her hands and was trying to give him a hand job while he was passed out, with everyone in the living room.
I'm just learned what a rim job is, I feel like crying
You don't have anything to lose--we've established that he's not going to murder you and he smells good.
I was going to ask the people in the kitchen to keep the volume down, but they're cooking pasta at 3 AM and one complimented me on my polka-dot nightgown. They're high. No volume control.
Soooooo I may or may not have accidentally been a catalyst in a destroyed marriage.
Why the HOLY HELL is my dog on my roof??? Sam?? Why is the dog wearing my pants
YOU UNCULTURED BADGER
There was puke outside of my classroom and lecture was half empty. Damn thirsty thursday is intense
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