party is dying down. we just wrote whore in the yard with gas. Photos to come.
Dude you just kept yelling "She was my first asain!" right in front of her.
Tonight's trip to the ER was brought to you by, "fork jousting."
we didnt even make it to the club...the two of us were sharing a plastc bag in the taxi puking into it.
Question: should I be considering heels or is this the kind of night where I should plan on falling on my face regardless of my choice of footwear?
This gem of a conversation has been brought to you be weed
Packing a mid day bowl in the Sonic parking lot. Have I gone too stoner?
Yet he continued to eat cereal out of the glove compartment in my car.
There can only be one screw up per family and I was here first. Get your shit together bro
sooo trippy being back in town after 5 years. if you had asked me in high school who would be future coke heads, i would have been way off
He finally delivered on the dick pic, and Jesus Christ, it was worth the wait.
Considering who their parents are, maybe you should use vodka for the baptism.
Concept: I never actually flirt with anyone, I'm just a bitch and some people find it endearing
I never said it was inaccurate, I said I hate you.
were you aware we were supposed to be taking care of her hamster this weekend?
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