Did you see Brett Michaels get knocked on his ass?
Hurt me personally.
Knocked his cowboy hat off... Bandanna was still good though
just fell over trying to sit on the toliet like a robot.
Drunk in some girls audi what the fuck is happenin i love sb
it's ELEVEN
thirty
they just did a mariachi cover of free bird
it was a sick party until you insisted on putting on "that's how I beat shaq"
I smoked weed with pregnant girl. I'm going to hell.
I scrubbed the bathroom, smoked a bowl, and gave myself 3 orgasms. If the world ends today, I feel accomplished.
How many times do I have to drunk reject you for our friendship to become awkward? Cause were at 9 as of last night
I kind of learned that hotels are unnecessary. Boys will just take you home, but that's tough with a group. I believe in us, though.
Unless you can blow me and bake me a pie at the same time, im not impressed.
I had sex on a sidewalk in downtown Chicago... I don't think I have anymore morals to lose.
I have three different pairs of earrings at three different houses including your 16 year old brothers nightstand. Look at my life. Look at my choices
How do you clean human pee out of a carpet
Inconspicuously
Can we relax the "married man" rule just once?
She just texted me saying "come over and eat me out, my vagina smells like honey glazed ham." I know I shouldn't be, but i'm just so curious.
Randomize
