What happened to our ballroom dancing plans
So i told my advisor i had to drop the class bc the prof said "supposably" and "irregardless" within the 1st 10 minutes of the 1st class; she agreed with me that dropping it was the best choice
Somehow last night, my dad got me so drunk that I ended up throwing up on the couch, turning the cushions over to hide it, and going to sleep on them.
how do you say "fuck me and leave bruises" in italian?
There are GROWN MEN with fake HP wands flinging curses at me in Walmart.
That's funny. Are they weird looking???
OF COURSE THEY ARE WEIRD LOOKING, THEY ARE STALKING ME IN WALMART. WITH. FAKE. WANDS.
I seriously just washed my dick in a public restroom. That's how dirty last night got
I dove into a random van at the bar as the door was closing and ended up at some house with people I've never met in my life dancing in a basement
I can feel my moral fiber fraying.
I would have gladly let him decapitate me with the way he was biting on my neck.
My uterus is doing all sorts of karate moves to break free of my body.
I have jury duty tomorrow
I almost deep fried my finger today and yet I think you are worse off than I am.
Like if Ohio doesn't think I can get smashed on wine I will gladly prove them wrong
I'm eating year old chocolate from the trash can. It was in a ziploc bag but still, this is a new low. Help me.
If he flies out here I will sleep with him. I have morals, but not when it comes to southern accents
What do you mean relationship? He paid for my tires and I gave him a blow job.
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