Omg! Love it! Cant find L*****
What!!?? Like after last night you lost her?
Yea me and L***** came back to out hotel at 3am to regroup then went back out; police and 2 bars later, I don't know what happened. Vegas is nuts!
do you think my med school application would be worse off if "I like helping others and shit" slipped into an essay I emailed last night?
champagne bombs. Yes, i think that is where things may have gotten out of control.
It's either jizz or frosting, and either way, someone's being held accountable.
you spent 5 minutes trying to open an empty PBR and kept saying "don't worry i'll get it i've been working out"
he had a dikembe mutombo jersey on, was swatting peoples drinks out of their hand and wagging his finger in their face everytime he did it.
Uhh, there's a legit bruise on my boob.. Again how does he manage this
He wants a "vagina fling" before he commits to dick for life. I'm gonna allow it.
Well for number 40 i would prefer to at least like the guy attached to the dick
Well Apparently I went to piss out my window last night, woulda been ok if I opened the window or the blinds.
Abort mission; I repeat: Abort mission.I found an attractive one.
Great. I will show up in your office wearing only oven mitts later today.
you ran up to the police and said "fuck the police shit we living in hell ". Then you dropped your Margarita and said "Darby Out" lol
There's nothing wrong with using cocaine to keep my heart rate up in my fitness class.
Would you still love me if I got a Whatever Forever tattoo? It's like the Emo kids' Live Laugh Love
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