i fell off the bed in the middle of it, and he yelled "5 second rule" and kept fucking me. i think im in love
i cant wait for all this BS that is happening with Tiger to happen to Tebow
so i was dancing to the glee soundtrack with highheels. i tripped. and the dildo fell on my face. i dont know what happened.
Im at the hospital with monitors on and a giant green top hat. i blew a 24somethin. Im fucked.
You were yelling at the cops across the street saying they were at the wrong party
He spent 6 hours at the ER after crashing a motorcycle and still came to the bar, Ofcourse I went home with him. He's my hero.
It was just a friend comforting a friend. Except his penis was inside of me.
I don't know if I have the sustained energy level for partying hard
Not a choice. You are mistaking my comments as options. My statements are facts. This is what is happening.
I just slow jerked to the titanic theme song, i dont think theres enough alcohol in the state to get me over her tonight
I mean, I thought you would respect me for turning your life around for the better. It seems just yesterday that I found you in a ditch with a cock in your mouth.
Biggg time. I found 2 empty packages of extenze in my car this am.... not sure what that was all about
In the store looking for it now. They put the theatre/script section right next to the gay erotica section. Rude. Practical, but rude.
Donald Trump looks like someone photoshopped hair onto a dick pic.
Remind me to tell you about this weekend with them. It was the least fun I have ever had drinking. And I have thrown up pork and beer through my nose on the side of the freeway.
do you think that identical twins have the same size junk? i just want to know your opinion before i find out.
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