If Curt Schilling could pitch a game with that blood-filled sock... if Tiger Woods won the 2008 US Open with a torn ligament, then I'd be an embarrassment to the human race if I couldn't manage to at least jerk him off even if I was still crying after he put it in my butt.
Proposition. Sex. No words, no talking about it later. I just want you tonight.
I'm not to broken up about it. Our relationship was worse than a coldplay song.
When your really high you cant order into a clowns mouth
The lesbians are drunkenly meowing in the hallway again. This is the shit I'll miss at home.
I just threw up in my hands while sitting on the toilet
I remember nothing of last night, but I did manage to figure out which frats I went to by the trails of straw across campus.
Just had the moment before I realised I'd packed you off in an ambulance last night after funnel-feeding you Monster and vodka. Your mom thinks I'm a dick doesn't she?
Dude, she got on top of me, grumbled in a low voice "I'm going to make you remember me", and then farted.
i found out she really is a mensa member
so she was the smartest passed out on the floor hair encrusted in vomit girl at the party
So question, would you consider it morally wrong to grind up Cialas and put it in ones cocktail? Then I get what I want and he doesn't have to be embarrassed and he can win the mental game with himself? I'm only thinking of him...
Negotiating with my body. We're ok. Violent upheaval is not necessary.
he has the ass of a greek god and he made me breakfast
Last nights hook up turn into a star wars history lesson.. He's luck y he's pretty..
Oral stamina is what keeps life exciting
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